: : Granny’s Humour : :
She is wicked.
I went back to Kuching Fest to buy her some spicy SzeChuan noodles from the Life Cafe Booth. Uncle Cyril has stomach problems if he takes anything spicy.
Got back home from Kuching Fest
Granny : Wah! 2 packets of spicy mee ah?
Wena : Yep. You and me kongsi (share) one packet and Kuku (Uncle) has the other one lor.
Granny : Maybe he dun wan. Sometimes he don’t like taste. I one and you one lor.
Wena : Errr… a lot u know. Can finish or not?
Granny : If nice, of course can finish lah!
Granny starts eating the mee with yesterday’s Korean Kimchi.
Granny : Wah! Pedas (spicy)! Nice leh.
Uncle Cyril wakes up.
Granny : Eh! Come try this mee. Bit spicy but nice. Try try!
Uncle Cyril : Okay lah. (Eats for awhile). Nice. Hmm… bit spicy.
Granny : Yay but nice. But think tomorrow I need to goto toilet a lot!
Uncle Cyril : ONLY NOW you say. Celaka (shit) …